my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET
DON’T CALL ME THAT
I AM EVIL
I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT
if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again
I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
"hairless cats are disgusting!"
"hairy women are disgusting!"
"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds
so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction
however when my pizza arrived i got this
no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david