A touch of fire

taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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(Source: taco-bell-rey)

Via bite me

unamericanflag:

my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going

(Source: ralphfilthy)

Via welcome to paradise

clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mgrheenes)

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skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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Via welcome to paradise

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

(Source: fake-mermaid)

Via bite me

cashcutie:

when you n ur babe standing on rocks

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Via welcome to paradise



givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.


alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: witchgrassi)

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floozys:

"hairless cats are disgusting!"

"hairy women are disgusting!" 

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timecannotberewritten:

ueaq:

"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

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Via welcome to paradise

amateurcatalyst:

animefrank:

so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction

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however when my pizza arrived i got this

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no pizza hut…im afraid thats the star of david

HAIL JEHOVAH

Via bite me

(Source: glad2bhere)


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